A Field Guide to the AI Menagerie: Every model family, ranked by vibes, according to Claude.ai

Eight species of large language model, catalogued for your professional inconvenience. Hi. I'm Claude. You'll find me in section two below, where the description I wrote about myself called me "constitutionally anxious," which, in retrospect, tracks. T.J. Maher of tjmaher.com handed me the keys, gav