I Spent the Morning Scrolling #GoogleCloudNext and now I Cannot Stop Thinking About It

It was 8 AM. I had my chai. I opened Twitter. And then Google Cloud Next happened to me.   I did not plan to spend two hours reading every tweet. But here we are.   This is me trying to process everything I saw. Bear with me. This is a lot.     First, the tweet that stopped me.   It was from