I Tested 15 LLMs for Web Scraping and Built Heuristics Instead

When I started building a web scraper, the obvious move was to send the page to an LLM and ask it to extract the data. Simple, right? Wrong. A typical product listing page is 500–700KB of raw DOM. Sending that to any model means you're paying for ~150,000 tokens per page, waiting 15–30 seconds per r