“Human, you put out 4 treats—then took one OFF!”

“Human, you put out 4 treats—then took one OFF!” “But Kiki, you had 4 treats…only 3 HOURS ago!” “You’re a THIEF!” “I put it back in the BAG!” “You put out WET food, too—then REMOVED some!” “The vet wants to reduce your FOOD intake, Kiki! Scout’s HONOR!” “Ain’t no honor among THIEVES, human!”