I turned a joke product generator into a real API (and a CLI, and a faker.js plugin)

A while back I built Anycrap — a fake store full of absurdist AI-generated products. It hit #1 on Hacker News, got way more traffic than expected. Here's what exists now. 35,000+ products with names, descriptions, AI images, and 23 categories. Free key, no credit card. curl https://anycrap.shop/api/